I have now asked 31 people of my acquaintance whether they’d rather be a giraffe or a zebra. The results are much more shocking than an M.P.’s expense claim. 30 people would rather be a zebra – one was willing to be convinced to be a giraffe after I challenged her reasons for prefering to [...]
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Abba Song
I began the week bewildered that so many people of my acquaintance would rather be a zebra than a giraffe, and ended the week, having been forced to watch Mamma Mia!, considering that maybe there is an Abba song that defines every person – even if it’s not the one they want.
Paignton Zoo
Giraffes are magnificent. Why are there no religions centred around Giraffes? – It seems manifestly wrong! Giraffes are infinitely superior visually in all ways to zebras. So there!
